Oy. Neurology is going to be the bane of my existence for the next 10 days of my life. I can already tell. Here's some of my favorite quotes from today from the worst resident I have ever come into contact with in my life:
To dear old veteran who is in excruciating pain and trying to give a good history of why he is hurting: "NICE STORY; NOT RELATED to what we're dealing with." He said this very, very loudly and then just bustled out of the room. I dearly hope he goes into private practice and STARVES - because no one will come to him voluntarily, EVER.
To me:
"Hey you, tonight I want you to look up myelopathy, spondylolisthesis, dysautonomia, and compression fractures as it all relates to that patient and give us a presentation tomorrow. I also want you to throw in one pearl from Sapira's book - you know, the one no one bought." (Yeah, I don't have that book. It's from 2nd year and I didn't even buy it then.)
It's gonna be a long 10 days.
4 comments:
just make a comment on how his hair is looking thin. I just thought about how funny it would have been, because you know he'll go out and buy a bunch of mirrors. OH-stick with chaka khan he's awesome (assuming you're on VA?).
OMG!!!! Private message me who it is. That is ridiculous! I'll see if any of the therapists have tips on dealing with him.
this dude, i swear, is such a loser. i've seen him in public at bars and he's the hugest douche ever. and i have that book if you need a PEARL or something...
Ha ha ha. Y'alls comments are cracking me up.
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